98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
Why would you care about what makes me tick?
Are you listening?
If you can hear me now i'm sure you're reading...
Because i have one question for you
Why does this matter at all? When in truth
You don't know me.
If i was gone, most would hardly see.
Or even to care...
But there are still the few who would sit crying,
And that just doesn't seem quite fair.
Anonymous asked: I'd personally like to tell you that I'm sorry. And that my phone is open for all the yelling that I deserve.
I personally want to talk if you’re willing to take a step and talk to me. My phone is open as well.